LES GEORGES LENINGRAD W/ THE DIRTY THINGS, Chicago, IL 2/18/05- The Open End
Gallery
What better way is there to spend a Friday night then in a confined space
with French-Canadian art-punks and the freak kids who love them? Riding off a
bit of buzz since the release of their spazz-tastic sophomore album, Sur Les
Traces de Black Eskimo, I’d heard their live show was a sight to be seen,
but I guess I hadn’t fully prepared myself for the complete experience. For 45
minutes I felt like I'd stepped into some sort of David Lynch music video. If
Eraserhead’s Lady in the Radiator lost the chipmunk cheeks and got a little
color, you’d have the lead singer of Les Georges Leningrad, also known as “Poney
P.” Having hundreds of kids (all-ages show, natch) dressed as bizarrely as
humanly possible (boy in polo dress, polka-dotted tights and a bird mask on his
head takes the cake) moshing/dancing by the stage in the red glow of the
spotlights completed the Lynch-ian feel of it all. The thought crossed my mind
as I hung back in the corner- could it be I’m getting too old for this?
Shows at the Open End Gallery are basically upscale basement shows, featuring a
large art space converted into a venue simply by putting a tiny stage in the
middle and a "bar" in the corner consisting of a cooler of PBR and two boxes of
wine (one PBR, two dollars; one plastic cup of Franzia, priceless). A huge white
parachute hangs over the ceiling covering the stage and most of the room,
probably in a vain attempt to contain the sound, which isn't especially good
unfortunately. The aforementioned red spotlights gave the stage an extremely
eerie glow that was only enhanced by the parachute above, setting an entirely
appropriate creepiness factor for the madness we were about to witness.
With no dimming lights to announce the band was about to play, LGL unexpectedly
darted out on stage- in costume. Singer/keyboardist Poney P was all dolled up in
a black polka-dotted dress and a dark, ill-fitting wig that continued to fall
lower and lower on her face throughout the show, slowly covering up the cat
whiskers she'd painted on herself. Meanwhile, drummer "Bobo Boutin" dressed as
some sort of superhero he labeled "La Créature," featuring the tiniest leopard
hot pants known to man (which consistently showcased his extremely skinny ass,
as he had no qualms about bending over in front of us), a cape, a Zorro mask,
and drawings of weird birds on his chest. Finally, guitarist/electronic noise
guru "Mingo L'Indien" rounded out the zany trio, sporting an orange and yellow
spandex number that covered his entire head and body and just said "superhero"
on the front in felt letters. I should add that all these costumes were clearly
homemade, and hilarious. Though I half-expected Poney P to launch into a creepy
rendition of Eraserhead’s “In Heaven, Everything Is Fine,” they instead stuck to
material that didn’t give me nightmares by kicking things off with
“Sponsorships,” a raucous sea of synth-laden, melodic noise and unintelligible
lyrics that FREAKIN’ ROCKS. In fact, that description applies to the majority of
their songs. Blazing through many of the tracks from Black Eskimo, Poney
P and Bobo Boutin spent their set prancing around the stage, pretending to hump
each other, banging away on each other’s instruments and somehow making bizarre
music out of it all, while Mingo L’Indien just bounced back and forth in place
to the hot beats behind his mystery box o’ noise. The band members occasionally
tried to talk in between songs, but the mixture of the bad sound and their
French accents made it difficult to really understand what they were saying. For
the same reason, it was still funny. After a rousing finale of “Supa Dupa,” Les
Georges Leningrad bounced off-stage sans-encore toward their makeshift dressing
room to convert back into real people again.
Conclusion: no one is too old for good old-fashioned lunacy, and I sure was glad
to be a part of it, even if my days of polka-dotted tights and moshing are long
behind me (or never were in the first place).